Monday, January 19, 2009

one liner wisdom and funnies

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used.
 
It's the cigarette that smokes, I just SUCK!!
 
Let a white rabbit follow you. (Matrix follow the white rabbit)
 
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
 
Two people shorten a road. (Irish Proverb)
 
I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. (Albert Einstein)
 
One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a "battle" that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather:
"Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."